Worst Jokes Ever
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.