Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
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What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
