Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Bunger.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.