Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
gay fish.