Worst Jokes Ever
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
I donβt see why emo kids donβt like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
I like Cheetos.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesnβt have a home page.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"