Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

I have a fat ass.

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Kid amogus backwards.

SUGOMA DIK!

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

I like Cheetos.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.