Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
