Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.