Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.