What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Worst Jokes Ever
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
My sad ass life.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
