Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Shit.
Chimichanga.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.