I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
