Worst Jokes Ever
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"