I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
Worst Jokes Ever
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
