Worst Jokes Ever
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
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Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.