Worst Jokes Ever

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

Meme.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?

God chose Plan B.

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

Nutty.

Player 138 eliminated...

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)

My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."

My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.

What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.