Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Hahaha!
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
W in Africa stands for water.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!