Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."