Worst Jokes Ever
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I'm back on BIGO Live.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
;)
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.