Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Joe Biden
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
