Worst Jokes Ever
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y