Worst Jokes Ever
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Cool little titbit.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)