Worst Jokes Ever
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"Stop bullying me!"
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.