Worst Jokes Ever
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.