Worst Jokes Ever
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
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What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!