Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food.