Worst Jokes Ever
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I am a joke.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.