Worst Jokes Ever
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Quandale Dingle
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.