If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Shit.
Chimichanga.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
