Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."