Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Hey Aria.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.