Worst Jokes Ever
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.