Worst Jokes Ever

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

My uncle is an alchemist.

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.