Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

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