Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.