Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.