What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree it leaves them hanging
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
why can't orphans can't be home school? Because they have not parent to home school them
What do you call a bird orgie?
No bird control.
Nah Bruh my hairline straighter than a gay persons
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
if your feeling mad punch an autistic kid whats he gonna do, blaber to the teacher
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
water, Tastes that one tap in school a tier water at 3 am S tier 12 pm water f tier
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
