Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(