Worst Jokes Ever
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Olivia Rodrigo
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.