Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.