Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldnβt steal anything.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesnβt she stand up for herself?
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
