Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.