Worst Jokes Ever
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!