Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
When is a cold not a cold?