Worst Jokes Ever
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
You are all fucking disgusting!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.