Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
