If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Ball so hard! ๐๐คฃ
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, itโs too cheesy.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.