Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Why did the orphan kill himself?

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Why do 911 jokes always fail?

They always crash and burn!

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

Your momma! OHHHHH!

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.