Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
9/11, am I right?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Hairline.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"