Worst Jokes Ever
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
How do you get away with rape?
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Banana bread is cute.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Ganesha is an elephant.
Hanuman is a monkey.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."