Worst Jokes Ever

Start a RATIO chain.

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Why did the duck get arrested?

He tried to quack a safe.

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

Sis is meme.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.