Worst Jokes Ever
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
You are the gayest.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Being mean.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.