Worst Jokes Ever

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

Why did I kill?

Because I'm dumb.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

I ate my mom.

My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.