My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Worst Jokes Ever
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Hello Steve!
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
