Worst Jokes Ever
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?