Worst Jokes Ever

I cummed on the alley.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

How is the weather down there?

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.