What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Worst Jokes Ever
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Hey Stacey, love!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
