Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Like this joke. Ur mom.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️