Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
I'm Pickle Rick!
The Stigg is a joke.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Omnom.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.