Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Emo
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.