Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Quandale Dingle
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.