Worst Jokes Ever
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why are my students so naughty?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Glizzy?
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
The priest is gay.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."