Worst Jokes Ever

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.

Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

You are so cat.

You are so dumb.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

You got a pig head!

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Sus

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Yoav

Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?

'Cause they don't have a family.

Best way to do it.