Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.

Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?

Because they are not going to work.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.