Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.

A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣