Worst Jokes Ever

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

Someday you'll go far.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"

Your face makes onions cry.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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What is half of nine?

"ni"

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.