Worst Jokes Ever

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

10+10

"Homo Simpson"

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Tamales.

I am an orphan...

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*