My Dr told me "Time heals Wounds ".. So I Stabbed him .... Now we wait.....
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.š šš¤£
your mouth looks like it came from the commercials
What did the kid with Parkinson drink for breakfast? Milkshake
me, (DYM 131)
A woman went out on a date and said āIām thirty one with the body of a sixteen year oldā the man responded āwanna show me?šā the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, ātake a lookā
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
Can't anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain't gon' buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y'all got Oompa Loompa hoes I ain't never knew ya hoes Prolly still ran through 'em, though
Oh, wait, wait, I, I do know your ho? You talkin' 'bout, you talkin' 'bout Tracy? Nah, you mean like, like, Tracy with the ass? Tracy with the, with the Honda? Shit, well
Oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby
Lil' bitch, I'm happy and I know it so I clap them fuckin' cheeks, yeah I'm happy and I show it to your momma in the sheets And I'm happy she's a freak ho, happy so my teeth glow Yeah, my bitch elite, I be clapping every week My neck, my back, got your momma on my sack My checks, my racks, it's the return of the motherfuckin' mack And I stay with the pack, though Clap, clap, then I'm out the backdoor Lil' Pillsbury, I stack dough Walkin' with a limp, like a crack ho
Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby
Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
Would you like to try African food??? They would to.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What do you call a group of depressed teens ? ............. Suicide Squad .......
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this. I need to talk to u guys
with (DYM 130)
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
How do you call a cute door? a-door-able
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
What's black and white black and white black and white.... I dead nun rolling down a hill
If an orange is called an orange why isnāt a lemon called a yellow
