Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.