Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
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What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.