Worst Jokes Ever
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
God is good. God is great.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What about women's lefts?