Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Orphans can't find the home page.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.