Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
like if you know someone that is emo.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."