Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."