Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
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You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Big mummy milkers...
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
