I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Worst Jokes Ever
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"