Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣