Worst Jokes Ever
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Rooster.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Big black ball sacks.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
"DEEZ NUTS"