Worst Jokes Ever
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Like if you are emo.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.