Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Hi, I like food.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Russia.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What is the one word orphans donāt know? Homework.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
My wife and Iās gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And thatās the day she found out she was a porn star.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didnāt put enough backbone into it.