Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Worst Jokes Ever
Landing Greasy Grove.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Balls in your jaws.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
