Worst Jokes Ever

I'll start: Monokuma.

Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.

Why does my brother have no mom?

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

just yeah bruh and yeah.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.