What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
