Worst Jokes Ever
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!