Worst Jokes Ever
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.