Worst Jokes Ever
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.