Worst Jokes Ever
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.