My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
