Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Give a like if I have no friends.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Shut the f*ck up.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"