Worst Jokes Ever
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Gaming, uh?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!