Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Worst Jokes Ever
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
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Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
