Worst Jokes Ever

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Anonymous 123

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Imogen newby

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Imogen newby

Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!

pablo

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Rio precious