I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Innit.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
