Worst Jokes Ever
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)