Gaming, uh?
Worst Jokes Ever
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Quandale Dingle
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
