Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.