Worst Jokes Ever
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.