Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Worst Jokes Ever
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Innit.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
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What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
