One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Worst Jokes Ever
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Deez
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Just cum.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Official orgasm donor.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
